Cheater Strike2
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Release Notes

15 JULY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ MAPS ]
    Fachwerk
  • Updated to the latest version from the Community Workshop (Update Notes).
    • Boulder
  • That's what she said
    • Shelter
  • What he said ^
    • El Dorado
  • He said, she said, bullshit
    • [ MISC ]
    • Top-secret various stability and security fixes.
10 JULY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ DEATHMATCH ]
  • Bot removal is on hold pending an ethics review.
  • Legal has advised us to stop calling them "bots."
9 JULY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ GAMEPLAY ]
  • Implemented a totally way cooler bomb explosion to reduce player focus on the cheating problem
8 JULY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ PREMIER ]
  • Pressed the stop button for season 4.
  • Pressed the start button for season 5.
[ MISC ]
  • Ate lunch.
30 JUN 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ DEATHMATCH ]
  • Deathmatch bots now say "nice shot" to each other.
    • [ PREMIER ]
  • Fixed a bug where players were having fun in Premier.
  • BRB, issue came up with Deadlock
[ MAPS ]
Dust2
  • Moved a crate 3 units to the left. Community response was mixed. Moved it back.
Mirage
  • Fixed a pixel gap that only one man knew about. He is furious.
24 JUNE 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ COLOGNE 2026 MAJOR ]
  • Congratulations to Team Falcons on winning their first major. As if Pride month wasn't going well enough already!
    • RL_Falcons
[ MISC ]
  • Nothing else this week. We were busy (see above).
12 JUNE 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ ANTI-CHEAT ]
  • Thought about it and said fuck that.
[ COMMUNITY ]
  • We hear you.
29 MAY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ ANTI-CHEAT ]
  • A cheater was banned this week. He has been described as "unlucky" by his fourteen other accounts.
  • VACnet reviewed footage of a spinbotter and has asked for some time to think.
  • The report button now produces a more satisfying click.
[ GAMEPLAY ]
  • Fixed an exploit where communicating with your team led to teamwork.
16 MAY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ MAPS ]
Ancient
  • Added a bird. The bird is decorative.
  • If the music in T-spawn annoys you, chuck a HE grenade in through the window above.

    • Added after we noticed players who encountered spin-botters tend to camp in spawn while waiting for the torture to end.

Vertigo
  • Players continue to fall off the map. This is considered a feature of gravity.
Office
  • Office remains cold.
[ COMMUNITY ]
  • We hear you.
2 MAY 2026
Counter-Strike 2 Update
[ MISC ]
  • Fixed a typo in a file nobody reads. It reads better now, to nobody.
  • Recompiled the game. It felt right.
[ COMMUNITY ]
  • We hear you.